June 2012
biznasties:
if you’ve ever had a crush on me god bless your poor misguided heart
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My mom is yelling at my brother and I overheard...
Mom: GO TO YOUR ROOM
Brother: that's not fair
Mom: DO AS I SAY.
Brother: You never send Lizzie to her room when she's in trouble!!
Mom: Lizzie never leaves her room. If she were in trouble I'd make her sit in the living room or go outside or talk to human beings.
Me: I CAN HEAR YOU.
When you see a relationship status saying, "It's...
You’re like:
(via: lmaogtfo)
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ricksanscrotum:
i talk about wanting a boyfriend but i dont even know what id do with one like what do you just kiss him and then leave him alone in a corner how often does it eat
"Hey, didn't you use to have a crush on..."
lipbites:
More laughs here
me
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You don’t know how many fucking times I wished you were dead.
sneadly:
WHY ARE BOOKS NOT WATERPROOF
I WANT TO READ IN THE SHOWER
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me: OMG CONCERT TICKETS
concert tickets: way too expensive
concert tickets: too far away
concert tickets: you're visiting your grandparents in narnia that date
concert tickets: 18-year limit
me: but
concert tickets: No.
artists: I got bored, so I drew this amazing picture.
musicans: I got bored, so I wrote a new hit song.
gif-people: I got bored, so I put up this gif-set that really shows their feelings.
photoshopers: I got bored, so I edited this picture and made it even more awesome than it was at first.
writers: I got bored, so I wrote this incredibe fanfiction.
me: I got bored, so I refreshed my dashboard.
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You know what's kind of beautiful?
timorleste:
In French, you don’t really say “I miss you.” You say “tu me manques,” which is closer to “you are missing from me.”
I love that. “You are missing from me.” You are a part of me, you are essential to my being. You are like a limb, or an organ, or blood. I cannot function without you.
nonsensenothings:
tangledlives:
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nonsensenothings:
tangledlives:
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I would rather have someone clingy than someone...
